needful unhelpful things

Friday, June 29, 2007

tunggang langgang

Asalnya hitam atau putih itu jelas
Kemudian tercalit sedikit hitam
..putih jadi kelabu

Dan kita terima kelabu sebagai putih

Yang jauh lebih sedih
bila saja ada yang mahu putih kembali putih
mereka pula jadi hitam

Saturday, June 23, 2007

the edge

I was listening to the khutbah yesterday -about foreign influence and such- and started thinking; 2020 is just around the corner.. the US have their expertise in capitalism, Japan have their tech, and Europe have their union. What will we be good at once we become a developed nation?

I think it's telepathy.

Yep, telepathy. None of the other developed nations will ever see this coming. Ever. Except if maybe someone from the EU happened to read this blog. We in Malaysia practise telepathy everyday, even without knowing it:

1)Vehicle in front going to take a turn. No signal? No problem. Telepathy.

2)Waiters and waitresses uttering a half-scream of what patrons would like to drink. 'Can those who were making the drinks really hear them?' I always wondered. But now I know better. Telepathy.

3)Audiences clapping at the ends of speeches, as if they understood what had been said, even when they were clearly chatting amongst themselves when the speeches were delivered. Did they really understand? You bet. They never needed to listen. Telepathy. And lots of times front row seats are empty too, in this country. Even at events featuring academicians within the audience. I guess there's a minimum required distance for telepathy to be applied.

4)Politicians denouncing research findings. Hah! We don't need statistics to know our politicians! We have telepathy! And believe me, the politicians are the ones blessed the most with this ability. How the hell would they've figured out which research findings to denounce, if not? I mean, these are researches done by people with PhDs to their names, you know..

Anyway, the khutbah. There was this one instant where the khatib uttered; "member Jumaat berpesan.." when talking about black metal and such. I thought it sounded a bit Rakan Muda-ish. I suspect that, the khutbah text being written in jawi, it's "mimbar Jumaat.."

Telepathy man, telepathy.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

money is not everything

That is, if you have 'em. If you have money, then money is not everything. If you do not have money, then you know. I remembered when there was this rumour that the (now former) Thailand prime minister wanted to take over Liverpool, the kops kept saying; 'we don't want blood money!' Just now I read soccernet about the same man tabling a bid for Manchester City, and their fans claiming it as 'the light at the end of the tunnel'.

Because Liverpool have money and City don't.

Jibam: money is not everything!
Meme: but everything is money

even without the words in bold and exclamation mark at the end of her sentence, she's right.

All hail capitalism!

Monday, June 18, 2007

really?no shit?

Real Madrid are crowned champs of La Liga once again, after failing to do so for some time. Although I thought David Beckham was an asshole when he left (not because he left, but because the celebrity lifestyle he lead which resulted to him leaving), I am happy he now at least have won something at Real. Alas, and more so for Real than himself, it was his last game.

And anyway, it's an uncertain future for yet another title-winning Real coach. Ahhh, the Spaniards..we can never guess what happens next, can we?

Sunday, June 17, 2007

a damn is not being given by me

sometimesyoujustreallyreallyfeellikedoingsomething
andsuddenlyyoufeltlike
heythisisnotrightlotsofpeoplemightnotlikethistohappenatall
andthenyouthoughttoyourselfwhatthehell
andthenyougoonanddoitanywayanditfeltgoodafterwards

ahhh

Friday, June 15, 2007

identity

I went to the public lecture; "Muslims in Germany: Conflicting Identities and Difficult Relations" at the UM's Centre for Civilisational Dialogue, half-expecting the speaker to be a German Muslim, and hence prepared with lots of questions. Upon learning his name, I instinctively knew most of my questions I would not ask, for they were meant for a German Muslim. And he's not Muslim. Fine. Some quick thinking and I came up with a different set of questions. Then only that I learnt that he's a professor teaching in Tamkang University, Taiwan. Oh great. But German, nonetheless.

Anyway

I thought the public lecture went OK. It was the part after the lecture which I find interesting; the QnA, what with the international floor and all (the English were there, at least one Turk, Indonesians, and citizens of whicever countries. Heck, Malaysians were the minority amongst the audience!). There was at least one other German in the audience, one Mr Andreas; a representative from the German embassy. Because of his active involvement in the QnA session, I thought it was better had he given the lecture instead.

Apparently (according to the lecture), the general sentiment amongst the (non-Muslim) population in Germany is that; the Muslim culture is one that 'creates an atmosphere that allows the (sic) violence to grow', one that has, or one that has shown 'lack of sympathy with victims' and one where 'condemnations hardly go beyond the necessary minimum' (condemnations of the act(s) and/or the one(s) commiting the act(s), I believe). And Muslims are apparently deemed, in general, anti-modern. And as a (former) great civilisation, 'Muslims haven't reversed the decline of their global status' (note: I state again that these were presented as 'perceptions of the (majority of) non-Muslim Germans', not as facts, by the speaker).

He was grilled by an Indonesian (lecturer? Student?) afterwards.

He was grilled again by Mr Andreas. I think he stopped short of calling the speaker stupid. But just. And it was the speaker who had a PhD to his name. And a professor, to boot (but to be fair it wasn't his area of expertise I think. Else he wouldn't be teaching in Taiwan).

I tried to be as neutral as I can since I was one of the last to get to ask questions (which might be because I looked like a kid and was wearing the kind of clothes that only undergrads would wear -other people came in work clothes mainly and/or looked older. There weren't a lot of students present I believe) and he had been grilled enough, and I thought I asked very moderate questions. Since he spoke of bad relations, and also of violence and crime, I asked "whether 'bad relations' imply violence and crime being committed, or that the various groups with differing faiths merely just never talked to each other?" This he replied very vaguely. To my question on minarets, I thought his answer was laughable. Since the Swiss have proposed a ban on (masjids with) minarets, I asked "what do the Germans think of it (what the Swiss had done, the building of minarets in general, etc)?" His answer? "Sometimes we build minarets so that we end up with better looking buildings". Oh well. Did I fail to read between the lines or something or is that a baffling answer? In the end I suggested a few scenarios and he answered with yess and nos. Thank you very much.

Apparently, there had been similar dialogues/conferences/lectures in the past on roughly similar matters (there was one about Muslims in Canada, according to Yati) and there will be more in the future. Will look forward to those.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

here's my soul,now gimme better rankings,DAMMIT

Disclaimer: this is just a personal opinion of mine, as with everything I've written thus far. I do not think myself as having the position, power nor knowledge to have any (credible) say in anything or any decisions made. Nor do I have the vision of the people who are in possession of any (combination) of the things I mentioned earlier.

It troubled me greatly, reading this posting. Will it or will it not happen? Given that lots of prominent people in this country are the varsity's alumnus, maybe it won't happen. I'll keep my fingers crossed anyhow.

For quite some time I've been bothered by this varsity rankings thingy. Not 'what are we going to do to get better rankings?' bothered, but 'why the hell do we emphasize too much on getting better rankings?' bothered. Do we not have any other things which are much more important? Shouldn't scholars and academicians work to make the world a better place to live in (or something like that)?

There've been endless debates and discussions (Where did we go wrong? Where should we improve? How can we improve? is the rankings credible? did they implement the proper method(s)?), and various 'shortcuts' have been taken (in the 'look for foreigners!' spirit). I have nothing against progress, or achieving greater heights or whatever you wanna call it, but I'm very much against making (questionable) efforts just so that you look pretty in other people's eyes (and I'm not talking about girls and their makeup here). Why can't we just hang on to the cliche; 'do what makes you happy'?

Being an adult brings with it lots of confusion. I'm not looking forward to telling the younger generations; 'we should not bother what people say, we should just hang on to our principles'. It's hard to say things you know are not entirely true, with enthusiasm. And lucky me! I'm in the education business! Oh well..

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

this floating feeling..?

Am not feeling well today. Am not feeling well since yesterday, in fact. I ate a bit too much the night before, thanks to Yati ordering two murtabaks and eating only half. My not getting enough sleep did not help either. I felt nauseous the whole of yesterday (started the day with a lime-flavored Eno, for indigestion), and fever-ish last night. This morning there was this fogging thingy going on -getting rid of aedes- and it occured to me; hey, this might be dengue I'm having. It is in fact very similar, minus the pain in my joints (I'm a veteran of three dengue fevers).

Oh well. If it is dengue, I'm gonna get myself admitted to Pantai. I think they've got the best looking nurses.

Trivia: of all the guys I've spoken with about nurses, more than 90% would say nurses turn them on. I suspect the other less-than-10% are gay. So yeah, we guys are EASY, Meme :p

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

my backside to payback

I will not hate you the way you hated me
I will not hurt you the way you had hurt me
I will not do to you all the bad things you did to me

Today this guy from the Kementerian Pengajian Tinggi said of some (tudung labuh clad) people; 'mereka-mereka yang tidak berfikiran terbuka, mereka mengatakan merekalah yang terbaik, cakap mereka patut didengar, pendapat mereka lebih penting..'

Now, if I was one who wears a kopiah and all, and I said to a guy -a total stranger- wearing his boxers (and only his boxers); 'hey, God hate you and you're going to hell', I believe I am in a way demonising him (maybe God does hate him, but that's besides the point). But, say this same guy, upon seeing me do nothing else except wear a kopiah says to me; 'hey, you're the most narrow-minded guy. Ever', is he not doing the same to me?

So, guy from Kementerian Pengajian Tinggi; lessons should be given both ways; tudung clad people should never dismiss those without tudung as potential hell residents (but I must say here that not concealing one's aurat is a dosa kecil-mild sin), and tudungless women should never dismiss tudung clad ones as narrow-minded. Books should never be judged by their covers. And by all means, stop all these payback thingys; you demonise me now I'll demonise you. Paybacks don't pay. I mean, just look at what the US did to Afghanistan and Iraq after Sept 11 and observe how peaceful the world has become. Now, repeat the sentences at the start of this post..

...

We're better than that, no?

Saturday, June 09, 2007

memperkenalkan juri profesional kita ;)

I took part in a Hari Gawai celebration last night. I was one of the judges for the performances! Super cool!!

They did well I think, the students. One group actually went to the trouble of preparing headpieces constructed using flowers (if you see these headpieces, you'll know it took some time to put together. Susah woo)! Some of the mushrifahs were involved too. You don't see lots of dancing mushrifahs these days, believe me. I am one of the lucky ones :p

misleading?

But for one sentence, I thought yesterday's khutbah was meaningful. The essence of it was how we should see Islam as a whole, not take bits and pieces that we like and leave the rest. And the khatib sounded like a very knowledgeable guy (he pronounced 'ritual' in bahasa baku. Stylo gila :p).

And the sentence was; 'kalau nak menolong biarlah menolong orang yang seagama..'

..I find it hard to agree with that

Thursday, June 07, 2007

the reason


Sometimes I just don't have the time to exercise. I mean, thirty minutes man!! ;p
source: kontraband

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

prediction:NUFC will challenge strongly

At the end of next season I might as well be eating my words, but as of now, that is my prediction; Newcastle United will be one to look for. In all honesty, I thought they'd a strong squad last season (although not all were fit throughout the season. Some were unfit the whole season. Kot?); Solano, Emre, Butt, Dyer, Duff, Parker, Babayaro, Martins, Luque, Owen. I mean, with all due respect, I believe that Newcastle had more 'desirable' players than Liverpool (and maybe even Arsenal) do. I mean, if any team made a bid for say, Peter Crouch (or even Dirk Kuyt), I'd say I really did not see that coming. But Owen? and/or Martins? Even Luque? You bet! What NUFC lacked, I think, was a solid defence (out! Titus Bramble! And lose some weight!) and, no disrespect to Glenn Roeder but this is just a personal opinion, a top manager. I think over the past few years they've learnt that they made a terrible mistake by sacking Sir Robbo, not unlike Real Madrid's when they did the same to Del Bosque.

Now with Big Sam at the helm, I see good things coming their way. At Bolton, Big Sam have always been a manager capable of doing so much with so little financial backing. At NUFC, fortunately, and maybe unfortunately for the rest of the EPL teams, the money is always there. Already Joey Barton have been recruited, with Viduka seemingly heading the same way, thereby adding more muscle to their attack already with the pace and determination of Obafemi Martins. Curbing Barton's behaviour off field will be a challenge Big Sam relishes. He did well with Le Sulk at Bolton, who enjoyed a pretty good season I reckon.

Hopefully it'll be a 5-horse race next season in the EPL. That's excitement for you. And Chelsea is applying a very intriguing strategy in the transfer market; they've paid virtually nothing to secure some good players. Hopefully they change their tactics on the field too; to attacking, next season.