hypocrisy and democracy

Vote me and you shall have that post you wanted.
Whose son you said you are again..? Oh. OK. My mistake. You DID get that offer.
You shouldn't do this. This is not popular. Yes I KNOW it's the right thing to do, but it's not popular.
DON'T listen to him. Listen to ME. I'm closer to that guy on top.
Candidate #1 shall get that post. Why? Well, because I like him.

Happy Independence Day. I hope one day we shall achieve democracy.