single, available, and ready to mingle

I guess for everyone who are 26 and not married (and not really seing someone, for that matter), sentences like this comes on a regular basis (this one's courtesy of my mother);

anak Cik Besah tu ummi tengok comel je..belajar kat UiTM Melaka.. (I heard this roughly a couple of hours ago).

Other variants include ko bila lagi..? (usually from friends and cousins) and ko ni dah ada ke belum? (aunts and uncles).

Thank you for caring, people. But honestly, for me, the future is until my next salary. And although this might sound a bit loser-you-can't-find-yourself-a-girlfriend-y, I do believe in love after marriage (not that I don't believe otherwise).