guide to glory and beyond

For those of you who have never used cables, here's a great chance to learn something about them! Cables, as it turns out, have massive potential and its usage is virtually unlimited. For example, did you know that you can use cables to get enrolled into universities? Yes! Yes you can! Amazing isn't it? I did not believe it before, either. But it's a universal truth! It's not an irregular thing. In fact, if you have real powerful cables, you can intercept others. And I'm not talking phone and/or internet lines here, I'm talking about major loans and projects, and, to a lesser extent, getting into universities. And it's legal, too! I mean; when we grow up, we were fed with all this bullshit that people achieve things because they are talented and/or hardworking, or both. Well, shame on those talented and/or hardworking or both people if they've never discovered the usage of cables! Idiots! When will you people learn? I used to be an idiot too, you know. Now I know better..

Have you ever heard of red tapes? It's kinda like those tapes they have in CSI, you know, signifying lines not to be crossed. Kinda. But if you have cables, these red tapes can be crossed at will! I'm not really sure how this is worked out, but I guess cables have a way through red tapes. Or red tapes are no match for cables. Or whatever. It is between the cables and red tapes. But one thing I'm pretty sure of is; if you have real powerful cables, or cables placed at very strategic places, you can actually create red tapes for others not to cross. Or for others to cross for a ..umm.. significant fee. Cool huh?

Anyway, the usage of cables is actually fairly easy. The first rule is; you gotta have cables to use them (like, duhh!). If you do not have any cables, be friends with people who do. They might be able to help. The second rule would be; larger, more powerful cables have larger, more powerful capabilities than smaller, less powerful cables (again, duhh!). And the third rule is; the location of the cables is also important. That is; strategically located cables can help you massively. That, or the respective cables' networking capabilities. An additional rule, if I might add, is that if you have cables, be friends with people who also have cables. You just don't know when who will need what.

And remember, it's not your fault that people who are much more talented and/or hardworking or both did not get the chance you did, it's their fault for not having cables. Now, have a clear conscience and sleep well. Always.