based on real conversations

He was buying a container to put sugar in, balang in Bahasa. She was looking for her roomate's birthday present, and decided to buy a pair of bra.

He: wa mau beli balang
She: wa mau beli bla

That's all, folks.

Uhh..um..that's not all, folks;

New discoveries at Midvalley Megamall:

You can park your motorcycle for more than 24 hours (that is, park it today and take it out tomorrow, for example) and pay the parking fee for one day only. HAHA. Haven't tried other vehicles. And haven't tried longer durations. Hmmmm

Tako Tao is a stall in front of Jusco (ground floor) that sells really really tasty balls. Like, seafood balls (but they have unagi -eels- balls and I don't reckon they use sea eels for those so 'sea'food might be a politically incorrect term. Betul ke Yana?). If you like sushi you'll die eating these. Twice

There's very good assam laksa in Midvalley outside of Little Penang, too! Again, this is in Jusco, at the very same floor that they sell containers and tumblers and whatever. Look for cactuses you must, and find assam laksa you shall

Metrojaya sell shirts with the brand 'Shirt Maker Choya' (SMC). Cool brand, no? And to Choya's credit, these are very good shirts we're talking about. It's a pretty wellknown brand I think. Not by me though. Katak bawah tempurung

And, well, this is not really a new discovery: do not go to shopping complexes on public holidays. If you have other options, that is. Orang ramai nak mampus