call me lucky forehead

I accompanied Jasim settling his credit card payments just now. While I waited for him doing whatever things people do to settle credit card payments, this Sikh guy walked over to me and presented a (worn-out) card. It says he does fortune-telling or something like that. Whoa. Ouija board, anyone? Although I think raising a hand signals 'no, thank you', which I did, this guy proceeded with his fortune telling anyhow.

"you have lucky forehead". dahi aku yang jendul ni dia kata 'lucky'? And anyway, I am currently sporting this serabut hairstyle where my forehead is hardly visible. Saves massive combing time (Arab cakap macam artis Indon.aku tak tau dia puji ke dia keji). Ada cahaya kot. HAHA

"funny face". I'm not really sure what he meant by this. "you'll live until age 82". Wow. 56 years to go huh? Gotta go get myself a hobby then. "you have 2 girls who love you that you don't know, so you don't love them". That explains why I'm still single at 26 I guess. Should've figured that one out. etc, etc.

Fortune telling Sikhs aside, knowing what's gonna happen (which I presume what fortune telling's all about) is not that fun is it..? As Forrest Gump put it; "Life's like a box of chocolates.."

hmmm. Layan nengok Forrest Gump best gak nih. Mamat CSI:NY tu jadik penangkap udang takde kaki.