shitty finale

Last night I dreamt I was Einstein's pet. A pet. How weird is that? I was naked except for my underwear; a white bikini brief and I had long hair and hairy chest. Keeps me warm at night I presume. And Einstein, of all people. How weird is THAT? I had a chain, too. Around my right wrist. Nothing kinky.

Anyway I woke up at about 5 a.m and went to the water cooler. Apparently someone had been playing with the fire extinguisher last night. My futsal shoes, which I put in front of my room looked like it was made of beige colored velvet. Jolly good.

The highlight of my morning came when I was about to bathe. I omitted two of the most beautiful shits ever from my very own asshole. Seriously, they were perfect. Two perfect shits. I was halfway to giving them names or taking pictures of them. Then I remembered I'm not Japanese.