come rain or shine...
It was friggin cold when I drove my bike home last night. I was shivering so badly I had 20 sets of decent vibrators in the form of fingers and toes (can vibrators be decent?).
Yesterday it rained in the evening. So I thought, fine, I can't play footie. I had hoped that the rain at least stop before my class last night. Well, it did. At about 10p.m it started raining again though, while I was teaching. Great. Then I had hoped it would stop before 11 so I can go back home. Again, it did. woohoo.
It was ON MY WAY home that it started raining again. I had to endure like, 10km or so of rain in the middle of the night. I stopped for a while at a petrol station when it got too bad. It stayed bad for quite a while I actually slept on my bike. But I was so desperate to get home I thought, what the hell, I'm wet anyway so I might as well just brave the rain. And I did just that.
I just can't believe how cold it was. And I was dressing kinda lightly. Hooooooo it was soooo cold I felt my balls contract (no, it wasn't because I was horny. Driving a bike at midnight in the middle of rain is hardly a turn-on).
I got home to a brother-in-law who was watching Discovery. The Future Is Wild (this is the title of the featured documentary, in case you thought I suddenly decided to write something at random). I joined him but dozed off shortly, but not before I discovered that there'll be 'sharkopaths' and very intelligent giant squids in the Earth's oceans in a few hundred years.
It's always nice to be home.
Yesterday it rained in the evening. So I thought, fine, I can't play footie. I had hoped that the rain at least stop before my class last night. Well, it did. At about 10p.m it started raining again though, while I was teaching. Great. Then I had hoped it would stop before 11 so I can go back home. Again, it did. woohoo.
It was ON MY WAY home that it started raining again. I had to endure like, 10km or so of rain in the middle of the night. I stopped for a while at a petrol station when it got too bad. It stayed bad for quite a while I actually slept on my bike. But I was so desperate to get home I thought, what the hell, I'm wet anyway so I might as well just brave the rain. And I did just that.
I just can't believe how cold it was. And I was dressing kinda lightly. Hooooooo it was soooo cold I felt my balls contract (no, it wasn't because I was horny. Driving a bike at midnight in the middle of rain is hardly a turn-on).
I got home to a brother-in-law who was watching Discovery. The Future Is Wild (this is the title of the featured documentary, in case you thought I suddenly decided to write something at random). I joined him but dozed off shortly, but not before I discovered that there'll be 'sharkopaths' and very intelligent giant squids in the Earth's oceans in a few hundred years.
It's always nice to be home.
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11:15 AM
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